- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ DELAY THE MYSTERY
♪ CAN ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- [SNORING]
AHH!
BOY, THAT FELT GOOD.
UH...LET'S SEE NOW.
FIRST, THE MORNING PAPER.
THEN, I THINK, A NICE, CHILLED BOTTLE OF MILK BEFORE BREAKFAST.
- SHH!
- RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
- WHOA!
- AH!
ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL?
- LIFE STINKS!
- A GOOD DAY ALWAYS BEGINS WITH A GOOD BREAKFAST,
PURR-FECT TREAT.
THE PURR-FECT WAY TO START THE PURR-FECT DAY.
[SLURP]
HUH?
IT'S EMPTY.
EMPTY.
EMPTY!
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
THEY'RE ALL EMPTY.
NO ONE DOES THIS TO HEATHCLIFF.
I'LL TEACH THAT PERFECT TREAT CAT FOOD CANNERY TO MESS WITH ME.
- HEY, WORDSWORTH, IT'S...
- DUH...HEATHCLIFF.
- [GRUMBLING]
- HEY, HEATHCLIFF, WHAT YOU DOIN', SLUMMIN' IT?
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T HECTOR, WORDSWORTH,
AND MUNGO, THE WONDER NERDS.
- THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR BEST FRIENDS.
- GET LOST, LOSER. I GOT A BEEF.
I GOT A BEEF WITH A CAT FOOD CANNERY.
- THEY JUST GOT A BIG, MEAN HOG OF A DOG.
- WORDSWORTH, I'M SURE HEATHCLIFF'S NOT AFRAID OF SOME LITTLE WATCHDOG.
- BUT, HECTOR, THAT AIN'T NO LITTLE WATCHDOG.
THAT'S A GREAT, BIG--
MMMPH!
[MUFFLED] GUARD DOG.
- UNLESS, OF COURSE, HEATHCLIFF'S CHICKEN.
- EXACTLY WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
AND, IN YOUR CASE, I CHUCKLE WHEN I USE THE WORD "MIND."
- WHERE THE CAT FOOD IS CANNED,
FELINES ARE BANNED.
A BET WE CAN WIN, IS YOU CAN'T GET IN.
- YEAH. IF YOU WIN, WE'LL BE YOUR SERVANTS FOR A MONTH.
- UH, YEAH.
AND IF YOU LOSES, WE'LL BE YOUR SERVANTS.
OOH!
- NO, EINSTEIN. IF HEATHCLIFF LOSES,
HE SERVES US BREAKFAST IN BED FOR A MONTH.
DEAL?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO WITH 3 INCOMPETENT SERVANTS,
BUT YOU SUCKERS GOT A DEAL.
- BUT, BOSS, YOU FORGOT TO TELL HIM ABOUT BRAHMA,
THE CANNERY DOG, WHO MAKES YOU CRY FOR MAMA.
OUCH.
- EEEE...
OW!
OOMPH!
- IN CASE I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF,
I'M BRAHMA, THE WATCHDOG,
AND IF YOU COME BACK IN HERE,
YOU'LL BE NOTHIN' BUT AN ORANGE SPOT ON THE FLOOR.
NOW, STAY OUT!
- WE USUALLY HAVE BREAKFAST AT 8:00.
FRESH FISH WOULD BE NICE.
- [HUMMING]
- UH...MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE BREAKFAST AT 8:00, BOSS.
MAYBE 8:30--OOH!
- "UH...MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE BREAKFAST AT 8:30, BOSS."
SHUT UP.
- NICE WORK, BRAHMA.
IF THERE'S ONE THING WE DON'T NEED IN A CAT FOOD CANNERY,
IT'S CATS.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
WHEW!
- [SNORING]
- NO 2-BIT WATCHDOG IS GONNA MAKE A CHUMP OUTTA ME.
- GRR!
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- ARGH!
- HA HA HA!
MY LITTLE FIRE EXTINGUISHER/ BURGLAR ALARM
WILL COOL THAT CRAZY CAT.
- NOW, ABOUT BREAKFAST.
I WAS THINKIN' 7:30 MIGHT BE BETTER.
- YIPES! - AAH!
- YEOW!
- HUH?
[ALL YELLING]
- WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
- YEE-AH!
OHH!
AAH!
- LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE OUR NEW WATCH CAT?
ALL THE CAT FOOD YOU CAN EAT.
[BRAHMA GRUMBLES]
BRAHMA, YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU'LL GET YOUR SEVERANCE STEAK IN THE MAIL.
I CAN'T HAVE A WATCHDOG WHO'S BEATEN BY A CAT.
NOW, OUT!
- [GRUMBLING]
I'LL COME IN THE BACK WAY
AND TAKE THAT CAT BY SURPRISE.
LOOK OUT BELO-O-OW!
YE-O-O-O-OW!
- HA HA HA!
NOTHIN' LIKE A NICE, CHEERY FIRE
TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY.
- RUH RUH RUH!
I GOTTA GET BACK IN THERE!
THE MAIL TRUCK!
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
THIS PACKAGE DISGUISE WILL GET ME IN THE CANNERY FOR SURE!
- HMM. MAILMAN MUST HAVE FORGOT THIS ONE.
WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THE DAY.
YOU'RE IN CHARGE TILL MORNING.
SEE THAT NO ONE GETS IN.
- UH, WHOOPS!
AH!
- YOU...YOU...YOU!
- BOYS, BOYS, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET.
[BRAHMA GRUMBLES]
- HUH?
- UH-OH.
- [GRUMBLING]
WHERE'S THAT CAT?!
I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH HIM!
- HERE, BULLY, BULLY.
HERE, BULLY, BULLY.
OLE!
- OH! OOH!
AH AH--WHOA!
OOH! WHOA! WHOA!
YEOW!
[GRUMBLING]
- ♪ LET'S G-G-GO SHOWER
♪ SMELLING LIKE A FLOWER
GEE, THAT WAS FUN.
CAN I DO IT AGAIN, BOSS?
- [GRUMBLING]
GIVE IT UP, CAT!
I'M GONNA PULVERIZE YA!
YEE-AW!
OOF!
- SOME PEOPLE SURE KNOW HOW TO RUIN A GUY'S DINNER.
CAN'T HE TAKE A HINT?
- [GRUMBLING]
WHUH!
OH! WHOA! WHOA-OH-OH!
WHOA-HOO!
OOF!
WHOA! OOH OOH OOH! OHH, OHH, OHH, OHH!
- EMPTY?
IF I KNOW HEATHCLIFF,
I'D BETTER GET TO THE CANNERY FAST,
BEFORE HE WRECKS THE PLACE.
- CAN I HELP YOU, SON?
- I WAS AFRAID EVERYONE HAD GONE FOR THE DAY.
- YOU'RE LUCKY I FORGOT MY LUNCHBOX.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA?
- IT'S THESE EMPTY CANS OF CAT FOOD.
- I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
DON'T YOU WORRY. WE'LL MAKE IT GOOD.
HERE. A FREE CASE OF CAT FOOD.
- GEE, THANKS.
[KABOOM]
- HUH?
- GEE!
- OK, WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
SHOW YOURSELF!
- [WHISTLES]
- JUST AS I THOUGHT.
YOU'LL WORK ALL NIGHT.
NOW, START CLEANING.
NOW, GET GOING!
- [SNORING]
OH, BOY, THAT FELT GOOD.
HMM. LET'S SEE NOW.
- YOUR...
AHH...
MILK.
- VERY GOOD.
AND MY, UH, PAPER?
- AHH!
YOUR MORNING PAPER, SIR.
- UH...GOOD!
GEE, BOSS, THIS IS FUN.
CAN WE DO THIS AGAIN TOMORROW?
- GRRR!
AHH...
I'M TOO TIRED TO BOP YOU ONE.
- AHH!
- ALLOW ME.
- OOH, GEE.
WHY'D HE DO THAT, BOSS?
- DON'T YA HATE DAYS THAT START LIKE THIS?
- [SNORING]
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
YIKES! WHAT IS THAT?
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
HOO HA HA!
- BUTTON YOUR BEAK, YOU WHACKO BIRD.
- HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
- HEY, NOBODY LAUGHS AT RIFFRAFF.
YOU THINK I'M PLAYING GAMES, HUH?
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, HUH?
- AH! HA HA HA HA!
- ALL RIGHT, WISE GUY.
WE'LL SEE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH.
WHOA--AH!
- [KISS]
- YECH!
OK.
SO YOU GOT THE LAST LAUGH.
I GOTTA--[WHINING]--
GET SOME SLEEP.
THIS HAS GOTTA WORK.
[YAWNING]
- AH HA HA HA! OOH HA HA HA!
- PERFECT.
I CAN'T HEAR A THING.
- [CLUCKING]
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
[MUNCHING]
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- YUP. IT'S THAT CRAZY LAUGH AGAIN.
IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE RIFFRAFF'S FLIPPIN' OUT.
- YEAH, YEAH, MUNGO.
DEFINITELY THE LAUGH OF A LOONY GONE GOONEY.
- SOUNDS LIKE WE MIGHT NEED A NEW LEADER,
'CAUSE SOMETHIN' FUNNY'S GOIN' ON UP THERE.
COME ON. WE BETTER CHECK.
- AWK!
- I'D SWEAR I HEARD THAT NUTTY LAUGH,
EVEN IN MY SLEEP.
YEAH! THAT'S IT. IT MUST HAVE BEEN A NIGHTMARE.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
IN MY DOMICILE UNANNOUNCED?
- AH, SORRY, RIFFRAFF,
BUT IN YOUR, UH, CONDITION, YOU NEED HELP.
GET HIM, GUYS!
- MY CONDITION?
BACK OFF.
I DO NEED YOUR HELP,
BUT FROM A BIG, GOOFY, UH, BIRD.
- OH, MY WORD, A BIG, GOOFY BIRD.
HA HA HA HA!
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
HOO HA HA!
- YEAH, A BIRD, AND THERE IT IS NOW.
- COME ON, GUYS.
WE'LL SHOW THAT FEATHERED FREAK
NOT TO BOTHER OUR LEADER.
CHARGE!
All: WHOA!
[CRASH]
All: YEOW!
- HEY, THAT WAS FUNNY.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- FUNNY, MY FOOT.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
LET'S SPLIT.
- WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YA.
- WE'LL JUST HIDE TILL THAT BIRD
FINDS SOMEBODY ELSE TO DRIVE BONKERS.
- SOMEBODY ELSE? I THINK IT'S A SHE,
AND SHE HAS EYES JUST FOR YOU.
- HA HA HA! - HUH?
- YOU DO HAVE A WAY WITH THE CHICKS, YA KNOW,
EVEN BIG GOONEY ONES.
- COOL IT, FUR BRAIN.
COME ON. FOLLOW ME.
- SPLENDID HIDEOUT, RIFFRAFF, MY MAN.
NOW WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT'S THE PLAN?
- WE'LL TAKE TURNS SLEEPING AND GUARDING.
I'LL TAKE THE FIRST SHIFT--
AHH...
SLEEPING.
[SNORING]
- HOW COME HE SLEEPS WHILE WE HAVE TO GUARD?
- LIKE, IT SHOULD BE SIMPLE, EVEN FOR YOU.
6 EYES ARE BETTER THAN 2.
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[CRASH]
- [SNORING]
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
HOO HA HA!
- THAT LAUGH. I MUST BE DREAMING.
- [KISS]
- GUH!
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- WHERE'D THEY GO?
- IN HERE, RIFFRAFF,
WHERE IT'S SAFE.
[ALL SCREAMING]
- SWELL, HECTOR.
SAFE, BUT...
YECH!
STINKY.
- OH, BOY...
A FISHY.
- RUNNIN' FROM A BIRD.
MAN, WE'RE GONNA BE LAUGHED OUTTA TOWN.
- YOU'RE RIGHT, HECTOR.
NO MORE RUNNING.
THIS MEANS WAR.
THAT JUNKYARD--
ON OUR OWN TURF THAT CRAZY FEATHER DUSTER WON'T STAND A CHANCE.
RELAX, GUYS. THIS'LL BE A SNAP.
AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST A BIRD.
HA HA HA.
- "A RARE WAZOOLI WHACKO BIRD
RECENTLY ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO, AND IT'S--"
- BIG DEAL!
SO, WHAT'S YOUR BATTLE PLAN, O GREAT LEADER?
- IT'S SIMPLE, HECTOR.
THE DEFENSE TAKES THE OFFENSE,
WHICH MEANS, WHEN IT SHOWS UP, WE NAIL IT.
- OH, MY WORD, THERE'S A REWARD FOR THE BIRD.
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- OK, WHACKO, THIS IS YOUR LAST LAUGH!
GIVE UP OR ELSE.
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- SO THAT'S YOUR ANSWER, HUH?
OK, GUYS, HERE'S THE PLAN.
[WHISPERING]
EVERYBODY KNOW THEIR JOBS?
OK, BATTLE STATIONS.
REMEMBER THE PLAN.
I'M THE DECOY.
AS SOON AS THE WHACKO MAKES ITS PLAY, GET IT.
GOT IT?
- UH, GOT IT. - GOT IT!
- THERE IT IS! WE'VE GOT IT TRAPPED!
- UH, ONE WHACKO BIRD COMIN' UP.
DUH HA HA!
- I KNEW YOU WERE TAILING ME.
NOW IT'S MY TURN TO LAUGH.
HA AND HA!
IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LAUGHING DAYS ARE OVER NOW.
HEE HEE HEE!
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
HOO HA HA!
- YEE-OW!
AAH!
- OH, NO.
- I THINK IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "B."
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- WHAT WENT WRONG?
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- PLAN "B"--
GO GET THE CAT BALLOON READY FOR TAKEOFF.
- COME ON, RIFFRAFF.
YOU EXPECT TO CATCH THE WHACKO ALL BY YOURSELF?
HA HA HA! THAT'S A LAUGH.
- IT'S MY ONLY CHANCE-- HEE HEE HEE--
AND I PLAN TO CATCH IT WITH A LAUGH.
- OH, YEAH. YEAH. - OH, SURE. YEAH. YEAH.
- OK, WHACKO.
NOW WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH.
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
HEY, WHACKO, HERE I AM.
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
HOO HA HA!
[KISS...POP]
- GREETINGS, WHACKO.
HAD ANY GOOD LAUGHS LATELY?
HEE HEE-HEE HEE HEE HEE-HEE HEE-HEE.
[RECORDING] AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
HOO HA HA!
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
HOO HA HA!
- IT WORKED!
AW, TOO BAD, WHACKO,
BUT YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS LATER,
WHEN YOU'RE WITH YOUR OWN WHACKY KIND,
BACK HOME ON WAZOOLI ISLAND.
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- OOH, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW IT, BUT YOU SURE DID BLOW IT.
- THAT'S MY REWARD, WORDSWORTH.
I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS,
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY END WITH A LAUGH.
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
- DUH, ME, TOO.
ME, TOO.
[LAUGHTER]
- THE ZOO WOULD HAVE PAYED US ALMOST ANY REWARD
FOR RETURNING THAT WHACKO BIRD?
LIKE A FORTUNE IN FISH SNACKIES?
- THAT'S THE GIG. NOW YA DIG?
- HUH. SOME HAPPY ENDING.
OH...
THIS IS A MISERABLE ENDING.
- NOT FOR THE WHACKO.
IT SOUNDED REALLY HAPPY ABOUT GOING HOME.
AND, BESIDES...AHH...
I'M TOO TIRED TO CARE.
AHH...
SLEEP AT LAST.
[SNORING]
- AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- HUH?
WHAT'S THAT?
OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN!
HUH?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
OH, NO!
- [KISS]
AH HOO HOO HA HOO-HA HOO-HA!
- YUCK-YUCK.
- WHEN YOUR DOG IS OLD,
YOU CAN'T PUSH HIM TOO HARD,
ESPECIALLY IF HE'S OVERWEIGHT.
- ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?
- UH...RELAX, OLD FELLA.
YOUR OLD DOG NEEDS REGULAR EXERCISE,
BUT REMEMBER NOT TO MAKE HIM RUN, JUMP,
AND PLAY LIKE HE USED TO.
- [SNORING]
- THE BEST IDEA IS TO TAKE YOUR OLDER DOG
FOR SHORT, EASY WALKS.
HERE, LET'S GO, OLD BOY.
- ♪ CATS AND COMPANY HAVE FUN
♪ PLAYIN PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ NEW ADVENTURES EVERY DAY
♪ THE CATS WILL ALWAYS GET THEIR WAY ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ THEY ALWAYS HAVE AN APPETITE ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ NEW ADVENTURES EVERY DAY
♪ CATS AND COMPANY, THEY CAN WIN IT WITH YOU ♪
- COOKIE JAR!
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]